Disclaimer : If you guys are reading this, this ALL A JOKE (well most of it). And you should know that I love you guys very very much………….(well that sounded insincere)

The Emotional Drama Queen/King

Ostracized by his fellow brethren  for not carrying a sword, this person is known to over exaggerate every single dilemma and twist it in way that it sounds as though apocalypse is upon us. Screaming out derogatory names like ‘jackass’ and ‘fucker’ he enjoys stirring up emotional (and sometimes racial) tension. If you’ve somehow wronged him, it would take a miracle for you to obtain his forgiveness. Even if your guilt somehow drove you to perform seppuku he wouldn’t even be mildly satisfied.

The insulter

She will find a million and one ways to crush your self-esteem. For instance telling you that you look very young and boyish. To add insult to injury she even tells you that you look young enough to go treat-or-treat-ing. Such insults will lead you to be emotionally scarred and you will spend most of your time crying in a corner trying to lick your wounds or even worst case scenario, you become  dependent on anti-depressants up till a point that you overdose due to developing drug tolerance.

The Canadian

She’s just like an American, only a blander version. Oh well at least she’s a lot smarter than them. From the looks of her blog she’s evidently influenced by a lot of Japanese culture. She’s clearly a very nice person but perhaps it’s just an act. For all we know she could be a Canadian spy hired by the Japanese on a reconnaissance  mission. I don’t dare messing with her as she might have several assassination skills up her sleeve, to name one, beheading me in my sleep.

The Tie

Every time I meet a Thai I would always ask myself is he or she a transvestite. Yeah I know that’s really insensitive, but the truth nonetheless. You should hear how he pronounces Mojo Jojo. Apparently he claims he can’t pronounce the letter ‘J’. Being the fame whore as he is, he probably paid the university to put his name on the NLE in an announcement just to get acclaim. Let’s just hope he doesn’t know Muay Thai, if not my ass is probabaly gonna get kicked when he reads this.

THE ASSHOLE.

Doesn’t take a genius to figure out who this is. :)